{"id":5360,"date":"2006-09-23T15:00:48","date_gmt":"2006-09-23T19:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5360"},"modified":"2010-07-02T09:58:23","modified_gmt":"2010-07-02T13:58:23","slug":"obsession-central-dino-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5360","title":{"rendered":"Dino Drunk"},"content":{"rendered":"

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” — Dean Martin<\/p>\n

Amusingly enough, he was probably the only one of those guys who actually wasn’t<\/i> an alcoholic. But his drunky-drunk comments are always very funny.<\/p>\n

Let’s hear it again:<\/p>\n

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” — Dean Martin Amusingly enough, he was probably the only one of those guys who actually wasn’t an alcoholic. But his drunky-drunk comments are always very funny. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[125],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5360"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5360"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14677,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5360\/revisions\/14677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}