{"id":5450,"date":"2006-10-07T11:23:58","date_gmt":"2006-10-07T15:23:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5450"},"modified":"2022-10-11T22:20:50","modified_gmt":"2022-10-12T02:20:50","slug":"being-okay-with-being-a-cliche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5450","title":{"rendered":"The bench"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/danecook.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"230\" height=\"317\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-179732\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/danecook.jpg 230w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/danecook-145x200.jpg 145w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/danecook-73x100.jpg 73w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 230px) 100vw, 230px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I was telling David about my crush on Dane Cook, and David interrupted and said, &#8220;Is he on your bench?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh God.  Totally on my bench.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was telling David about my crush on Dane Cook, and David interrupted and said, &#8220;Is he on your bench?&#8221; &#8220;Oh God. Totally on my bench.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5450"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5450"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":179733,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5450\/revisions\/179733"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}