{"id":5557,"date":"2006-11-07T10:28:14","date_gmt":"2006-11-07T15:28:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5557"},"modified":"2006-11-07T10:28:14","modified_gmt":"2006-11-07T15:28:14","slug":"90210-fug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5557","title":{"rendered":"90210 Fug"},"content":{"rendered":"

I know it’s election day and everyone’s all serious and stuff, and yes, I voted – but I just had to link to this<\/a>. Because I have my priorities straight and there is just too much about that is funny.<\/p>\n

One:<\/p>\n

Those sleeves just scream “Doctor divorced from man she married because he knocked her up, back in town to try and seduce the self-righteous dude who refused to take the flower of her virginity when she offered it to him — because he was moving back to Minneapolis — in one of the most cringe-y scenes ever put to film, topping even the time Donna starred in David’s ‘Light the Match’ video and was forced to wear hot pants and gyrate on the hood of a car, lighting matches under the disapproving eye of her dreamy and likewise virginal star quarterback boyfriend, Heart Condition Joe.” <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

heh heh<\/p>\n

And I think my favorite bit is in the text under the group shot … the #3 of the list.<\/p>\n

Ha!! So bitchy! So true!!<\/p>\n

I love Jennie Garth. I want her to be my friend. She seems nice. I don’t care what that sounds like, it’s the God’s honest truth.<\/p>\n

And Mitchell, please let’s not forget:<\/p>\n

(First: head thrown back, throat exposed and yet somehow foreshortened as well – as though the head was smashed down with a hammer … then shouted at the top of our lungs): “EHHHHHHHHBERRRYAN-AUSTIN-GREEN!”<\/p>\n

Mitchell, what was our problem. Why were we such losers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I know it’s election day and everyone’s all serious and stuff, and yes, I voted – but I just had to link to this. Because I have my priorities straight and there is just too much about that is funny. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a> Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[31],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5557"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}