{"id":5639,"date":"2006-11-28T16:27:12","date_gmt":"2006-11-28T21:27:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5639"},"modified":"2013-02-01T14:42:00","modified_gmt":"2013-02-01T19:42:00","slug":"new-addiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5639","title":{"rendered":"New addiction: Horrible Breakups"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This blog:  <a href=\"http:\/\/e-closure.blogspot.com\/\">e-closure.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>People email in their stories of horrible breakups.  They email in their entire break-up correspondences.  I can&#8217;t stop reading it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/e-closure.blogspot.com\/2006\/09\/case-65-alana-mark.html\">Here&#8217;s a good story to start with. <\/a><\/p>\n<p>Watch it degenerate.  Well, it doesn&#8217;t start at a very high level but it plummets downhill fast.  The wording is classic.  The hatred is palpable.<\/p>\n<p>There are gems like this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I can&#8217;t kiss your stuffed animals goodnight anymore. I don&#8217;t like apple picking. I don&#8217;t like bike rides. I enjoy farting in bed. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>We move on (in the same email) to this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I&#8217;m sorry, but I would rather eat my own leg than continue being your boyfriend. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/e-closure.blogspot.com\/2006\/09\/case-65-alana-mark.html\">Follow the trainwreck<\/a>.  And those two only dated for 5 months!!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m addicted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This blog: e-closure. People email in their stories of horrible breakups. They email in their entire break-up correspondences. I can&#8217;t stop reading it. Here&#8217;s a good story to start with. Watch it degenerate. Well, it doesn&#8217;t start at a very &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5639\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2134],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5639"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5639"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":62518,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5639\/revisions\/62518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}