{"id":56561,"date":"2012-07-24T07:41:37","date_gmt":"2012-07-24T11:41:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=56561"},"modified":"2012-07-24T07:48:19","modified_gmt":"2012-07-24T11:48:19","slug":"me-in-a-nutshell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=56561","title":{"rendered":"Me In a Nutshell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?attachment_id=56562\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-56562\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/545463_10150978593782632_956068764_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"545463_10150978593782632_956068764_n\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-56562\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/545463_10150978593782632_956068764_n.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/545463_10150978593782632_956068764_n-100x75.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/545463_10150978593782632_956068764_n-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/545463_10150978593782632_956068764_n-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\n1.  My Elvis Presley knife, sent to me by my friend Luisa, after <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=56424\">taunting me with it for a week<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>2.  Barbara Stanwyck on the wall.<\/p>\n<p>3.  Red Sox game on the television.  Horrible game, but still: I&#8217;M WATCHING.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. My Elvis Presley knife, sent to me by my friend Luisa, after taunting me with it for a week. 2. Barbara Stanwyck on the wall. 3. Red Sox game on the television. Horrible game, but still: I&#8217;M WATCHING.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[347,2095,25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56561"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56561"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56561\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56568,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56561\/revisions\/56568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}