{"id":5679,"date":"2006-12-07T10:52:25","date_gmt":"2006-12-07T15:52:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5679"},"modified":"2022-10-12T10:05:47","modified_gmt":"2022-10-12T14:05:47","slug":"this-is-the-first-thing-i-saw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5679","title":{"rendered":"This is the first thing I saw &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; when I walked outside this morning, circa 7 a.m.:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/sadsanta.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-179902\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/sadsanta.jpeg 640w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/sadsanta-200x150.jpeg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/sadsanta-400x300.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/sadsanta-100x75.jpeg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nUhm &#8230; how you doing there, Santa? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; when I walked outside this morning, circa 7 a.m.: Uhm &#8230; how you doing there, Santa?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5679"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5679"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5679\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":179903,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5679\/revisions\/179903"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}