{"id":5868,"date":"2007-01-07T12:04:09","date_gmt":"2007-01-07T17:04:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5868"},"modified":"2010-07-16T09:13:51","modified_gmt":"2010-07-16T13:13:51","slug":"fido-snoopy-boring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5868","title":{"rendered":"Fido?  Snoopy?  Boring!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sitting outside at a cafe having a glass of wine.  Because, you know, it&#8217;s January, and we can still sit outside here in New York.  Uh-huh.  It feels so WRONG.<\/p>\n<p>At the table behind me were two gay men, who seemed so lovely and so funny that I kept wanting to join them.  Sitting around the foot of the table were their 3 small dogs.  Adorable.  At one point, I heard the names of the dogs &#8211; and I thought: That is genius.  GENIUS.  I wrote them down immediately.<\/p>\n<p>The names of the 3 dogs were:<\/p>\n<p>Gypsy Rose Lee<br \/>\nLatex<br \/>\nand Couture<\/p>\n<p>I love those men.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sitting outside at a cafe having a glass of wine. Because, you know, it&#8217;s January, and we can still sit outside here in New York. Uh-huh. It feels so WRONG. At the table behind me were two gay men, who &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5868\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[161],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5868"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5868"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21611,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5868\/revisions\/21611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}