{"id":5917,"date":"2007-01-21T13:13:12","date_gmt":"2007-01-21T18:13:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5917"},"modified":"2022-10-12T12:10:13","modified_gmt":"2022-10-12T16:10:13","slug":"alexa-peter-gatiens-bitter-proteg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5917","title":{"rendered":"Alexa: Peter Gatien’s Bitter Protegé"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you do not know who Peter Gatien is, then you had best Google him right now before Alexa hears of your unbelievable ignorance. If you ask Alexa, his bitter protegé , “Who’s Peter Gatien?”, she is likely to pull out her switchblade. Silently, ominously. She might even check her lipstick in its glittery surface, just to freak you out. She probably wouldn’t cut you with it, though. She’s an heiress. Spent her childhood at boarding schools in Switzerland and France. Has never had to work a day of her life. She has financed some of Peter Gatien’s clubs, but only because she’s such a coke-whore that she won’t be let in to other clubs. She needs somewhere to go. Gatien thinks she’s “a trip”. “You’re a trip, Alexa,” he growls. She can’t tell if this is a compliment or not.<\/p>\n

She’s bitter because she missed the late 70s and 80s. She wants to bring them back. Clubs used to be important. Club owners were personalities, notorious, envied, fucked. Those days are gone. Alexa wants to bring them back.<\/p>\n

She likes to think of herself as dangerous. Her friends are rappers who have done hard time, drug-dealers from Jersey, porn stars and moguls, and bored heirs and heiresses like herself. She likes men better than women. She thinks most women are pretty silly.<\/p>\n

She doesn’t think that she is silly. Not at all.<\/p>\n

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\nThere is absolutely nothing wrong with Alexa’s eye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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