{"id":5918,"date":"2007-01-21T13:38:38","date_gmt":"2007-01-21T18:38:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5918"},"modified":"2022-10-12T12:16:51","modified_gmt":"2022-10-12T16:16:51","slug":"warp-speed-red-lips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5918","title":{"rendered":"Warp-Speed Red Lips"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Warp-Speed Red Lips is a woman dominated by her own special effects.  She has red lips.  Occasionally she puts on what appears to be a burqa.  Occasionally she wears glasses that look suspiciously like Cat Lady&#8217;s glasses.  And she endures life at warp-speed.  She has no inner life.  So don&#8217;t look for one.  Emotions lose their appeal at warp speed.<\/p>\n<p>She has a strange Women&#8217;s Studies je ne sais quoi here.  Except for the red lips.<\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-76.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-180045\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-76.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-76-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-76-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-76-100x75.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><p>\nHere she is vaguely Saudi.<\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-78.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-180046\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-78.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-78-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-78-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-78-100x75.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nWarp-Speed Red Lips often wonders if her freckles could be <i>any<\/i> larger.<\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-100.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-180048\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-100.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-100-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-100-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-100-100x75.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nUhm &#8230; Garp?<\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/MyPicture.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-180049\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/MyPicture.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/MyPicture-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/MyPicture-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/MyPicture-100x75.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nRed Lips look as though they are a gushing wound at warp speed.<\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-101.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-180050\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-101.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-101-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-101-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-101-100x75.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nSee what I mean?<\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-87.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-180051\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-87.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-87-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-87-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-87-100x75.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nDoes anyone have a Bandaid?<\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-88.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-180052\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-88.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-88-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-88-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Photo-88-100x75.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Warp-Speed Red Lips is a woman dominated by her own special effects. 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