{"id":6134,"date":"2007-03-21T12:52:13","date_gmt":"2007-03-21T16:52:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=6134"},"modified":"2013-02-01T13:57:05","modified_gmt":"2013-02-01T18:57:05","slug":"for-i-am-unicef-evil-king-of-halloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=6134","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;For I am UNICEF, evil king of Halloween!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/humor\/2007\/03\/26\/070326sh_shouts_rich\">The wisdom of children, by Simon Rich <\/a>  I was laughing out loud reading it.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>UNCLE: I\u0092m having sex right now.<\/p>\n<p>DAD: We all are.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That first &#8220;sketch&#8221; is just KILLING me.<\/p>\n<p>And<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u0097Apparently, young people hate the war so much they\u0092re willing to participate in a musical sex festival as a protest against it.<\/p>\n<p>\u0097Oh, my God. They must really be serious about this whole thing.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Funny funny!!  Love it.  The whole &#8220;kids table&#8221; thing killed me. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/humor\/2007\/03\/26\/070326sh_shouts_rich\">Here&#8217;s the whole thing. <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The wisdom of children, by Simon Rich I was laughing out loud reading it. UNCLE: I\u0092m having sex right now. DAD: We all are. That first &#8220;sketch&#8221; is just KILLING me. And \u0097Apparently, young people hate the war so much &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=6134\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2134],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6134"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6134"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":62494,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6134\/revisions\/62494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}