{"id":6263,"date":"2007-04-20T13:05:24","date_gmt":"2007-04-20T17:05:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=6263"},"modified":"2022-10-12T20:40:36","modified_gmt":"2022-10-13T00:40:36","slug":"shouted-at-pointblank-range","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=6263","title":{"rendered":"Shouted At Pointblank Range:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t even TRY, CHiPs!  DON&#8217;T EVEN TRY!!!!!&#8221;  [<i>and then muttered, with sneering contempt<\/i>]: &#8220;<i>CHiPs&#8230;<\/i>&#8221; &#8230; as my boyfriend and Mitchell <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=405\">cower in fear<\/a> &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh hell.  <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20070420\/ap_en_tv\/people_estrada\">Congrats, Ponch<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t even TRY, CHiPs! DON&#8217;T EVEN TRY!!!!!&#8221; [and then muttered, with sneering contempt]: &#8220;CHiPs&#8230;&#8221; &#8230; as my boyfriend and Mitchell cower in fear &#8230; Oh hell. Congrats, Ponch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6263"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6263"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":180545,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6263\/revisions\/180545"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}