{"id":6303,"date":"2007-04-26T11:07:57","date_gmt":"2007-04-26T15:07:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=6303"},"modified":"2010-07-16T11:19:39","modified_gmt":"2010-07-16T15:19:39","slug":"life-before-the-segway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=6303","title":{"rendered":"Life Before the Segway"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Nate has been filming various &#8220;talking head spots&#8221; for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/\">The Onion <\/a>&#8211; and they&#8217;re hilarious.  The dead seriousness, the parody of it &#8230; I love them!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/video\/in_the_know_life_before_the??utm_source=tv.theonion.com\">Here&#8217;s the latest<\/a>.  Nate&#8217;s the first one who speaks when it&#8217;s opened up for comments.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s so stupid and so funny.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;he had some shit to take care of &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I was on a horse!&#8221;  (and the fact that that is the only comment that that guy makes.) HA!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Nate has been filming various &#8220;talking head spots&#8221; for The Onion &#8211; and they&#8217;re hilarious. The dead seriousness, the parody of it &#8230; I love them! Here&#8217;s the latest. Nate&#8217;s the first one who speaks when it&#8217;s opened &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=6303\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[600],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6303"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6303"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21771,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6303\/revisions\/21771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}