{"id":650,"date":"2004-04-21T16:22:58","date_gmt":"2004-04-21T20:22:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=650"},"modified":"2022-10-09T13:29:24","modified_gmt":"2022-10-09T17:29:24","slug":"i-am-strangely-proud-and-yet-absolutely-horrified","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=650","title":{"rendered":"I Am Your Go-To Gal For Angry Clown Content"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am pleased and horrified that I am <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8&#038;q=angry+clowns\">#1 and #2 on Google <\/a>if you search the words &#8220;angry clowns&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The funniest thing is that it leads you to a post I wrote a while back about my friend Beth, who dressed up as a clown for Halloween in college, and ended up bitching out some guys who spilled beer on my kitchen floor. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=375\"> In full clown-makeup<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am pleased and horrified that I am #1 and #2 on Google if you search the words &#8220;angry clowns&#8221;. The funniest thing is that it leads you to a post I wrote a while back about my friend Beth, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=650\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[600],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=650"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":177956,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650\/revisions\/177956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}