“Somebody needs to call him up and tell him he’s an asshole!” – Maria W. on Scott Hamilton<\/p>\n
“I’m glad you’re back … even though I didn’t know you were gone.” – Ann<\/p>\n
“M. and I were not really made for public viewing. We were a private exhibit. Invitation Only.” – Me<\/p>\n
“Who the hell is Tex Watson?” – Barbara<\/p>\n
“SLUGWORTH.” – Ann<\/p>\n
“When she styled it, I looked like Sylvia Plath in her college years.” – Maria M.<\/p>\n
“I need to get some new cuss words. I want to start using words like ‘asshole’ and ‘bitch.'” – Stephen<\/p>\n
“…his snowbeard penis.” – Jackie<\/p>\n
“Buhsh ‘n Pudding …” – Shelagh, trying to say “button pushing”<\/p>\n
“So I want you to operate out of complete panic.” – Gene<\/p>\n
“I’m on a roll! I’m on a very second-rate roll here!” – Sam<\/p>\n
“It’s a great mistake to try to be original.” – Sam<\/p>\n
“This is not a relaxing job.” – Sam<\/p>\n
“So. You’ve just heard from the portobellos …” – Sam<\/p>\n
“I had a bolt of stress that you didn’t know where he worked. Literally. I had a bolt of stress …. You know, for the coma contingency.” – Ann<\/p>\n
“If I could say goodbye to you in a Rebus form I would …” – Me to Ann<\/p>\n
“I wish there was such a thing as Open Boob Night.” – Brooke<\/p>\n
“Where Alan Thicke meets Frankenstein …” – Ann<\/p>\n
“And then Tim hugged me.” Long pause. “Well, electronically.” – Ann<\/p>\n
“She puts marshmallows on brownies!” – Maria’s indictment of Jo<\/p>\n
“She then plunged a dagger into my heart. Literally. She impaled me with her horns.” – Ann<\/p>\n
“Honey Nut Clusters, steamed squash, and red wine …” – Jen, describing our nights at home<\/p>\n
Kevin: “I just said ‘Fuck it’.”
\nPause.
\nRobert: “Which is Latin for ‘Be Free!'”<\/p>\n
Me: “What about Adam?”
\nAnn: “Oh please. That<\/u> rumor has already been squelched.”<\/p>\n
“And then, of course, there was the Bo Deans debacle …” – Me to Kate<\/p>\n
“Once you get to my stage, you have no standards, and you just feel grateful to still be standing here!” – Sam<\/p>\n
“It seems to me, Rodney, that the importance of the hyoid bone is in having one.” – Robert<\/p>\n
Shelagh: “Isn’t it true that Meryl Streep used to throw up before she used to go onstage?”
\nCheryl: “Yeah, but that’s because she was drunk.”
\nShelagh: “Oh! Okay! Thanks for clearing that up for me!”<\/p>\n
“I am so charmed by him that I can barely sleep.” – Mitchell on Scott Wolf<\/p>\n
“What am I – the Profiler?” – Mere<\/p>\n
“This is so<\/u> Cohort One.” – Matt<\/p>\n
Discussion about Kenneth Branagh’s Frankenstein:
\nMaria: “What annoyed me<\/u> was that he called the movie ‘Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein’ when it clearly should have been called ‘My Chest.'”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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