{"id":6542,"date":"2007-05-26T12:57:04","date_gmt":"2007-05-26T16:57:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=6542"},"modified":"2024-10-27T15:11:20","modified_gmt":"2024-10-27T19:11:20","slug":"fragment-ending-in-laughter-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=6542","title":{"rendered":"Fragment ending in laughter I"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;I love you.&#8221;<br \/>\n<i>Long pause full of terror.  For him.<\/i><br \/>\nM.: &#8220;I love you too.&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;Don&#8217;t get scared, now.&#8221;<br \/>\nM.: &#8220;No, I know.  I know this doesn&#8217;t mean you&#8217;ll show up tomorrow in a wedding dress.&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;Oh God.  NEVER.  I would NEVER want to marry you.&#8221;<br \/>\nM.: &#8230;..<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;I just love you, that&#8217;s all.&#8221;<br \/>\n<i>Pause.<\/i><br \/>\nM.: &#8220;What the hell do you mean &#8211; you would NEVER want to marry me?&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;Oh, what &#8211; suddenly you think we should be married just because I said I would never marry you??  Can you picture us married?&#8221;<br \/>\nM.: &#8220;Fuck no.&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;hahahahahahahahahahaha  see what I mean?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=6044\" target=\"blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Similar energy &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;I love you.&#8221; Long pause full of terror. For him. M.: &#8220;I love you too.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Don&#8217;t get scared, now.&#8221; M.: &#8220;No, I know. I know this doesn&#8217;t mean you&#8217;ll show up tomorrow in a wedding dress.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Oh &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=6542\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6542"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6542"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":162236,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6542\/revisions\/162236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}