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For some reason, this random game tickled my funny bone. I got it from Annie<\/a> … I had to type my name with the word “needs” after it into Google and see what came up. Choose 13 that kind of make sense. It’s so silly, but I just started laughing reading some of these, imagining me needing such things.<\/p>\n

1. Sheila needs to get her spouse on board with their new eating plan if she hopes to improve her kids’ diets. [God, it’s just so true. As long as Cookie Monster is still allowed to spew forth his evil message, I will have an uphill battle.<\/i>]<\/p>\n

2. For formal papers, Sheila may need extended time requirements and one-on-one teacher assistance with revising and editing her own work. [To quote Bette Davis: “Don’t direct me. Edit me.”<\/i>]<\/p>\n

3. Dr. Yehuda says Sheila needs to get specific and address each of her fears head on, in a therapeutic setting. [Thanks for caring, Dr. Yehuda!<\/i>]<\/p>\n

4. Sheila needs to relax and recharge – she works at least as hard as I do [I almost began to weep at this one. I do need to relax and recharge! Thanks for noticing!<\/i>]<\/p>\n

5. Sheila needs help in getting her dream school up and going somewhere — anywhere. … [I’ve got a barn – let’s do a show!<\/i>]<\/p>\n

6. Sheila needs a speechwriter, however, don\u00ef\u00bf\u00bdt let that fool you into believing her not to be competent. [The person who wrote that horrible sentence needs a speechwriter.<\/i>]<\/p>\n

7. Please don’t hesitate to call and discuss any of your special needs for a\/v or room setup. Sheila is very flexible and will be happy to work with you. [This one made me laugh out loud, knowing my technological challenges. <\/i>]<\/p>\n

8. Sheila just needs to crawl back into her pit!! [I am guffawing<\/i>]<\/p>\n

9. Sheila understood the need for credible data, just as she understood the need for advocates and shelters – and was comfortable in both worlds. [I do understand, I just don’t care.<\/i>]<\/p>\n

10. Sheila is to design what the Iron Chefs are to the secret ingredients. … a mural in your bedroom\u00ef\u00bf\u00bdyou\u00ef\u00bf\u00bdve found a designer for all your creative needs. [I specialize in murals featuring Cary Grant, Stalin, and Janice from “The Muppets”<\/i>]<\/p>\n

11. The fundamental issue at stake here is that students who have specific needs similar to Sheila are increasingly becoming commonplace. [Thank God. Now I don’t feel so alone<\/i>]<\/p>\n

12. PRINCE NEEDS TO LET JASMINE GUY AND SHEILA E. IN ON HIS BEAUTY SECRETS. standard. [This was totally my favorite one of the bunch<\/i>]<\/p>\n

13. Sheila Sunday needs to do something different in order to get the biscuits on the shelves instead of another brand. [Sheila Sunday wants to say that suggestions are welcome<\/i>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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