This is how we speak now. Here is a list of our terms.<\/b><\/p>\n
B-dubs
\nchillax!
\nJackass McGee (we use that as an all-purpose frustrated nickname. “So when I hear back from jackass McGee …” “Jackass McGee left me a message …”)
\n“The air is thick and still”(English accent)
\nMy fallopian tubes wrap around your uterus and I am a FEMALE WOMAN!!!
\nSpecial Ops (this is my nickname. “So. Special Ops. What’s new with Dean Stockwell?”)
\nHomeslice. (“If I don’t get that crap back from Homeslice …”)
\nLeebs
\nbrill
\nI am NOT SCIRIED of the word VIGINA
\nYOU ARE A SUDUCE!
\nsuduce suduce
\nstacked heels
\nDid you wash your soul clean in God’s salt?
\nUmmmm …. WHAT?
\n’nuff said (we hate ’nuff said)
\nare you SCIRIED of the word VIGINA?
\nI am not SCIRIED of the word VIGINA!
\nI am punchy, man.
\nWhat time is it?
\nLet’s push the car service back.
\nI will slit my wrists! (very quick slash to wrist, and then pantomime of IMMEDIATE death)
\n“I never realized that suicide that way would be so QUICK!”
\nHugh Laurie
\nDean Stockwell
\nLet’s try to put it all together now:
\nYo. Chillax, b-dubs. Leebs is not sciried of your vigina. She’s just a suduce. Like Homeslice. Or Jackass McGee. (quick slash slash of wrists. Immediate death.) Special Ops has washed her soul clean in God’s salt. She does not wear stacked heels although she, and her uterus, are a FEMALE WOMAN. With a VIGINA. Ummm … WHAT? So chillax! Dean Stockwell and Hugh Laurie are not sciried. They are BRILL. ‘Nuff said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This is how we speak now. Here is a list of our terms. B-dubs chillax! Jackass McGee (we use that as an all-purpose frustrated nickname. “So when I hear back from jackass McGee …” “Jackass McGee left me a message … Continue reading