{"id":6991,"date":"2007-09-12T22:47:10","date_gmt":"2007-09-13T02:47:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=6991"},"modified":"2024-10-27T15:10:28","modified_gmt":"2024-10-27T19:10:28","slug":"fragments-years-apart-different-voices","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=6991","title":{"rendered":"Fragments.  Years apart.  Different voices."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You and me, we&#8217;re like that movie.  You know.  That movie.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;What movie?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah.  That movie.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;What movie?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That movie &#8211; dammit &#8211; it&#8217;s totally about us.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;What movie?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Stop saying that.&#8221;<br \/>\n[Suddenly, I knew what he was talking about.  Even though we had never discussed it and it didn&#8217;t even seem like a movie he would have ever seen.  Or referenced]<br \/>\n&#8220;<em>Same Time Next Year<\/em>?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;With Alan Alda, right?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That&#8217;s us.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m &#8230;&#8230;. touched?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You should be.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You are a tiny elf creature.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No.  I&#8217;m Sheila on a camping trip.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Michael yawned in the middle of kissing me.<br \/>\nMe:  &#8220;Holy shit, did you just yawn?&#8221;<br \/>\nHe (yawning): &#8220;No.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;We&#8217;re making out and YOU YAWN???&#8221;<br \/>\nLong pause.<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m tired.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh my God.  This is the worst moment of my life.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sometimes when we spend time together, do you ever feel like &#8230;&#8230;. Oh, never mind.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;God, I hate it when you do that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If I ever hear again that you were stranded on an L platform, scared you were going to be raped &#8211; and you <i>didn&#8217;t<\/i> call me to come get you?  I&#8217;m serious, Sheila, I&#8217;ll never speak to you again.  Don&#8217;t be fucking retarded like that again.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Sorry.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m fucking pissed.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I know.  I&#8217;m sorry.  I thought it was a funny story, now that it&#8217;s over.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s not funny.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Wow.  Okay.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>What are you doing here<\/i>???&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m &#8230; here to see you?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;But &#8230; but &#8230; The Oscars!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I hate awards shows.&#8221;<br \/>\n[Long long long pause as he stared at me in wonder and dawning awe.  Then:]<br \/>\n&#8220;I LOVE that I know this about you!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What are you doing?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Memorizing your face.  For later.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You and me, we&#8217;re like that movie. You know. That movie.&#8221; &#8220;What movie?&#8221; &#8220;Yeah. That movie.&#8221; &#8220;What movie?&#8221; &#8220;That movie &#8211; dammit &#8211; it&#8217;s totally about us.&#8221; &#8220;What movie?&#8221; &#8220;Stop saying that.&#8221; [Suddenly, I knew what he was talking about. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=6991\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6991"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6991"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6991\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22418,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6991\/revisions\/22418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}