In the apartment below me: “Rocky Mountain High” at top volume.<\/p>\n
In the apartment to my right: non-stop vacuuming<\/p>\n
In the apartment above: raucous sex<\/p>\n
I can deal with these things on a one-on-one basis … the John Denver on Sunday mornings, the vacuuming on Saturday afternoons, the sex every night like clockwork (I’m so happy for that couple! They obviously click to an alarming degree. It’s amazing they are even able to hold down jobs at this point.) But to have all 3 apartments going at full-volume all at once? I feel like I’m in a lunatic asylum!! I need to start making some noise. Maybe blast some Metallica, just to keep up with the Jones-es.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
In the apartment below me: “Rocky Mountain High” at top volume. In the apartment to my right: non-stop vacuuming In the apartment above: raucous sex I can deal with these things on a one-on-one basis … the John Denver on … Continue reading