{"id":7355,"date":"2007-12-11T16:32:54","date_gmt":"2007-12-11T21:32:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=7355"},"modified":"2010-07-18T14:45:18","modified_gmt":"2010-07-18T18:45:18","slug":"uhm-wow-that-parking-lot-is-empty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=7355","title":{"rendered":"That parking lot is empty."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I cannot explain why looking at the following two photos I took with my cell phone makes me laugh out loud.  I know my blog is all private-jokey these days, like I&#8217;m writing in code, so, whatever, sorry &#8211; lots going on that I&#8217;m not talking about &#8211; I cannot explain why the surrounding situation is so outrageously funny and insane and horrible that I guffaw (and wince in horror) just thinking about it &#8211; I have tried to write about it but &#8230; so far, I can&#8217;t find the right words.<\/p>\n<p>In sum, I seriously can&#8217;t even BEGIN to tell the story of these two cars &#8230; but I post the photos nonetheless because I need the laugh.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"OurCars2.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/OurCars2.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p><p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"OurCars.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/OurCars.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I cannot explain why looking at the following two photos I took with my cell phone makes me laugh out loud. I know my blog is all private-jokey these days, like I&#8217;m writing in code, so, whatever, sorry &#8211; lots &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=7355\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1101],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7355"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7355"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22926,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7355\/revisions\/22926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}