{"id":7641,"date":"2008-01-23T19:21:53","date_gmt":"2008-01-24T00:21:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=7641"},"modified":"2024-10-27T21:44:14","modified_gmt":"2024-10-28T01:44:14","slug":"book-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=7641","title":{"rendered":"Book QA"},"content":{"rendered":"

I got this from Ted<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Which book do you irrationally cringe away from reading, despite seeing only positive reviews?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Strangely enough, I cringed from reading Harry Potter<\/i>. Chalk it up to my contrarian nature. If there is a unanimous clarion call about anything, I usually get suspicious … and many times it is warranted. Tuesdays with Morrie<\/i> is the most obvious and infuriating example. But I finally caved, and read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone<\/a>\"\"<\/i> (a couple years after it came out) and immediately went out and bought the rest of the series, and read it all the way thru. Loved it.<\/p>\n

Oh, and I still haven’t read any of Zadie Smith’s books, despite the universally awesome reviews. I have been told repeatedly by literally everyone on the planet that I HAVE to read them, and I suppose I will – but on my own good time, thankyouverymuch. Not because there was a 2 page spread in every newspaper from here to Timbuktu, featuring her gorgeous mug. I know I’m being unfair, but that’s the nature of the question, which uses the word “irrational”.<\/p>\n

And weirdly (and this one gives me a shiver, at the thought of not reading it) – everyone and their mother, including Jesus Christ our Lord, begged me to read The Shipping News<\/a>\"\"<\/i> when it first came out. My mom and dad would barely ask me, “How are you?” on our weekly phone calls (I was living in Chicago at the time) – before demanding feverishly, “Have you read The Shipping News<\/i> yet???” They were not the only ones. People who knew me seemed to have a vested interest in me reading that book. So I, contrarian, refused. It got to be almost comedic when Great Lost Love told me the book he had read on his vacation: The Shipping News<\/i>. We were in a dingy hallway in the basement of some club, and he couldn’t stop talking about the book. “Have you read it?” I was already annoyed. “No,” I said, flatly. And by this point, we were, frankly, telepathic, so we said the following two sentences at the same time. I said, mockingly, “I know! I have<\/em> to read it!!!” as he said, “You have<\/em> to read it!!” That shut him up a bit, he got nervous, and then said awkwardly, “Well. You do. It really reminds me of you. But I won’t tell you why. I sat on the beach in Florida thru my whole vacation reading that book, thinking of you.” Well, now I’m REALLY not going to read it!! The saddest thing was – when everything fell apart between us – that was the first book I turned to. I needed to know … why did he think of me when he read it? Would it somehow illuminate why this had gone so spectacularly wrong? Of course it didn’t. And I cried the entire way thru the book. My copy still has crinkly pages (I am not exaggerating) from where my tears fell. It is now one of my favorite books ever written. A book that belongs to my HEART.<\/p>\n

And I still don’t know why it reminded him of me. By the time I read it, it was too late to ask.<\/p>\n

If you could bring three characters to life for a social event (afternoon tea, a night of clubbing, perhaps a world cruise), who would they be and what would the event be? <\/strong><\/p>\n

There may be some problems with the following event, due to inviting three alpha males, but I will take my chances:<\/p>\n

I would like to sit in a quiet pub with Nelson Denoon (from Mating: A Novel<\/a>\"\"<\/i>), Claude Collier (from Lives of the Saints (Voices of the South)<\/a>\"\"<\/i>) and Sydney Carton (from A Tale of Two Cities<\/a>\"\"<\/i>) and talk like maniacs – about history, sex, philosophy, politics … Nelson and Sydney, I believe, would be awesome in this regard. Claude Collier probably couldn’t care less – and would busy himself trying to feel me up under the table and feeding quarters into the jukebox. He would spill his drink in Carton’s lap and apologize profusely for the rest of the night. He would smoke 2 packs of cigarettes. Nelson and Sydney would busy themselves with conversation, and I would participate FULLY … yet still I would enjoy Claude trying to hold my hand under the table, or him nuzzling my neck as I make some important point about socialism to the other two.<\/p>\n

And I would probably end up sleeping with all three. <\/p>\n

(Borrowing shamelessly from the Thursday Next series by Jasper Fforde): you are told you can\u00e2\u0080\u0099t die until you read the most boring novel on the planet. While this immortality is great for awhile, eventually you realise it\u00e2\u0080\u0099s past time to die. Which book would you expect to get you a nice grave?<\/strong><\/p>\n

I’d pick up any book by Nicholas Sparks, read one paragraph, and immediately keel over. Dead.<\/p>\n

Come on, we’ve all been there. Which book have you pretended, or at least hinted, that you\u00e2\u0080\u0099ve read, when in fact you\u00e2\u0080\u0099ve been nowhere near it?<\/strong><\/p>\n

I was in an argument once, and yes, I was drunk, so? But I didn’t just “hint” that I had read Das Kapital<\/a>\"\"<\/i>, I stated it FIRMLY. And I totally won the argument. Yes, flying under false colors, but who cares when you need to WIN?<\/p>\n

As an addition to the last question, has there been a book that you really thought you had read, only to realise when you read a review about it\/go to \u00e2\u0080\u0098reread\u00e2\u0080\u0099 it that you haven\u00e2\u0080\u0099t? Which book<\/strong>?<\/p>\n

For 20 years, I knew I had read Moby Dick<\/i> because I remember it being assigned for summer reading before my sophomore years. But nothing stuck. I re-read it in 2003, had remembered almost none of it – and now it’s one of my favorite books of all time.<\/p>\n

But that’s not really the question. I actually can’t think of a situation where I THOUGHT I had read a book when I actually hadn’t. I keep copious notes on what I read, you know.<\/p>\n

ou\u00e2\u0080\u0099re interviewing for the post of Official Book Advisor to some VIP (who\u00e2\u0080\u0099s not a big reader). What\u00e2\u0080\u0099s the first book you\u00e2\u0080\u0099d recommend and why? (if you feel like you\u00e2\u0080\u0099d have to know the person, go ahead of personalise the VIP)<\/strong>
\nThe World According to Garp<\/a>\"\"<\/i>. No question.<\/p>\n

A good fairy comes and grants you one wish: you will have perfect reading comprehension in the foreign language of your choice. Which language do you go with? <\/strong><\/p>\n

This is very hard. My first choice is Russian, for many reasons. Many of my favorite books are by Russian authors, but I can only read them in translation.<\/p>\n

But second choice would have to be Arabic. I learned a little bit of Arabic for a play I was involved in – I played Gertrude Bell<\/a> – I took some of my lines to my local deli in midtown – run by guys from Lebanon – they knew me, they knew how I liked my coffee, and they liked me. I showed them my lines in Arabic – and they taught it to me. I put them on tape. It was brilliant. Morning rush-hour, everyone jostling to get their breakfast sandwich – and I have Ahmed in the back corner, having him read me my script, in Arabic, into my tape recorder. I love those guys! It’s a very weird language, and has no relationship to anything even coming CLOSE to a “romance language” – and it’s like you have to develop another muscle to even speak it … but I loved it. There is great poetry in Arabic, and I would love to read many of their great works of literature in the original.<\/p>\n

Third choice would be Farsi. I love Persian poetry dearly … but again, I know I’m not getting the full effect reading it in translation. I went to a Persian poetry reading once at the Bowery Poetry Club – one of my favorite nights I’ve ever had in this fair city – and all of these people were leaping up and declaiming their favorite poems – BY HEART – in Farsi, and the responses of the crowd, the unanimous applause – sometimes the entire crowd (I was the only non-Iranian there – a bunch of my Iranian friends brought me) would start to chant out the words together. It reminded me of Bloomsday celebrations I’ve gone to where readings from Ulysses<\/i> are done – and the last “paragraph” of Molly’s monologue is known by heart by every Irishman\/woman there – and they all start to shout it out, together.<\/p>\n

A mischievious fairy comes and says that you must choose one book that you will reread one a year for the rest of your life (you can read other books as well). Which book would you pick? <\/strong><\/p>\n

Probably Hopeful Monsters<\/a>\"\"<\/i>, by Nicholas Mosley. I will never. EVER. get to the bottom of that book. God help me when I reach it in my daily book excerpt series. I don’t even know what to say about that book.<\/p>\n

I know that the book blogging community, and its various challenges, have pushed my reading borders. What\u00e2\u0080\u0099s one bookish thing you \u00e2\u0080\u0098discovered\u00e2\u0080\u0099 from book blogging (maybe a new genre, or author, or new appreciation for cover art-anything)?<\/strong><\/p>\n

In the last week, I have finally (FINALLY) picked up Shirley Jacksons We Have Always Lived in the Castle <\/a>\"\"<\/i> – thanks, mainly, to Annie at Superfast Reader.<\/a> I had heard much about this before – but the only Jackson I have read is the one we all have read “The Lottery” – and I am not kidding: within one paragraph of We Have Always Lived In the Castle<\/i> I experienced something which is quite familiar to me when I start to read something absolutely awesome: I start to get nervous<\/i>. I spoke out loud (and I was on the bus): “Oh God. This is so good.” It was Annie’s numerous mentions of this book (and Jackson) which made me pick it up.<\/p>\n

That good fairy is back for one final visit. Now, she\u00e2\u0080\u0099s granting you your dream library! Describe it. Is everything leatherbound? Is it full of first edition hardcovers? Pristine trade paperbacks? Perhaps a few favourite authors have inscribed their works? Go ahead-let your imagination run free.<\/strong><\/p>\n

First of all: the bookshelves are in the walls themselves. That is very important. It is ALREADY a library – just from the structure of the room. Not one I have had to make myself. And there is more than enough space for all my books. I have room to spare. It’s not overly neat – I’m not into that – I like a bit of clutter: books piled up on tables, etc. It’s cozy. There is a fireplace. There is an enormous upholstered chair, cozy and huge, where I can curl up, my feet under me. There is a huge wooden table – NOT a desk – but a table like you would find in a French country-house – or in a monastery – plain and wide and long – where I can spread out all my books, if I’m working on something. Nothing to impede me, no barriers to where I can go. Long heavy velvet curtains on the window. NO television. And the main thing is: the shelves go to the ceiling – I need a stepladder to reach the top … and all of the shelves are dark wood, and are built into the walls. Books everywhere you look.<\/p>\n

Consider yourselves tagged (but with absolutely no pressure):
\nAnnie<\/a>
\nLisa<\/a>
\nMarisa<\/a>
\nTracey<\/a>
\nRicki<\/a>
\nJonathan<\/a> – maybe on one of your non-film blogs?? But again: no pressure.
\nCara<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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