{"id":7650,"date":"2008-01-25T17:45:03","date_gmt":"2008-01-25T22:45:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=7650"},"modified":"2022-10-14T14:50:28","modified_gmt":"2022-10-14T18:50:28","slug":"i-think-i-met-my-husband-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=7650","title":{"rendered":"I Met My Husband Today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just spoke to him on the phone, and it was a business call, but the rapport was startling, and so was his Irish accent.  My research has begun.  I need to enlist spies (which I have already done) to find out his situation and to also report back to me on the essentials.  Like, what he looks like, and if he has a ring on his finger.   If he&#8217;s in any way, shape or form blurpy (blurpy addendum <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=1414\">here<\/a>) &#8211; and if I find out that he plays soccer on the weekends in Central Park, then the man can just consider himself tagged by my stun-gun and give up any possibility of escape.<\/p>\n<p>Let the madness begin.<\/p>\n<p>I love my husband!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just spoke to him on the phone, and it was a business call, but the rapport was startling, and so was his Irish accent. My research has begun. I need to enlist spies (which I have already done) to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=7650\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7650"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7650"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7650\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":181488,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7650\/revisions\/181488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}