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<\/p>\nFebruary 13th. We’re going to see Izzard! 3rd row! I can’t WAIT!<\/p>\n
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“I AM your wife.”<\/p>\n
“What is it, Sebastian? I’m arranging matches.”<\/p>\n
“Did I leave the gas on? Of course not! I’m a fucking squirrel!”<\/p>\n
Izzard as Hitler the painter: “I can’t get the trees right … I must kill everyone in the world!”<\/p>\n
“We claim India!”
\n“You can’t do that! A billion people live here, you bastards!”
\n“Yes, but … do you have a flag?”<\/p>\n
“England isn’t going to the moon! We couldn’t put a guy in a track suit up a ladder!”<\/p>\n
“I am more of an executive transvestite.”<\/p>\n
“Je suis le Presidente de Burundi.”<\/p>\n
“She was doing splashy-splashy.”<\/p>\n
“She was China in the United Nations Security Council of my virginity.”<\/p>\n
“All of Europe – you must do this! Well, we’re not gonna ….”<\/p>\n
“And if you don’t speak French, well all of that was fucking funny<\/i>.”<\/p>\n
I CAN’T WAIT.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
February 13th. We’re going to see Izzard! 3rd row! I can’t WAIT! “I AM your wife.” “What is it, Sebastian? I’m arranging matches.” “Did I leave the gas on? Of course not! I’m a fucking squirrel!” Izzard as Hitler the … Continue reading