Patrick and myself today:<\/p>\n
“I liked the Twizzler dress.”
\n“You just scared me. I had zoned out, and that was like a ZAP.”<\/p>\n
Later: “TWIZZLER.”<\/p>\n
“Quizmn! I’m working in Quizmn!”<\/p>\n
“Oh for God’s sake. It’s a novel. Was he born on a cold dark day?”
\n“THE AIR IS THICK AND STILL.”<\/p>\n
“Wah wah wah, everything’s harder for Sheila than it is for everybody else! I am so sorry. I’m being a baby.”
\n“It’s okay. I bitch sometimes, too.”<\/p>\n
“Damn, Gina!”<\/p>\n
“I do not want to hear about the West Nile Virus when I am cooking a sausage.”<\/p>\n
“Oh FUCK why do you show me the font and the fucking HTML form information – I do not want that! DON’T SHOW IT TO ME. I AM NOT RETARDED.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t mind me. It’s just my ADD kicking in.”
\n“I totally understand.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Patrick and myself today: “I liked the Twizzler dress.” “You just scared me. I had zoned out, and that was like a ZAP.” Later: “TWIZZLER.” “Quizmn! I’m working in Quizmn!” “Oh for God’s sake. It’s a novel. Was he born … Continue reading