{"id":78199,"date":"2014-02-09T12:24:25","date_gmt":"2014-02-09T17:24:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=78199"},"modified":"2019-11-11T08:51:07","modified_gmt":"2019-11-11T13:51:07","slug":"last-night-friend-fragments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=78199","title":{"rendered":"Last Night Friend Fragments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Sheila, you know what it was? I was staring into the smiling face of mediocrity.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What does he look like?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Sex on a STICK, that&#8217;s what he looks like.&#8221;<br \/>\nPicture pulled up on phone, shown.<br \/>\n&#8220;Holy shit.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There are 10 Ruth Chatterton movies I haven&#8217;t seen, so my understanding of her is not complete.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That was when I was dating the homeless man. Well, He wasn&#8217;t <em>homeless<\/em>. He lived at the Y. He looked like John Travolta.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;What era Travolta?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;<em>Welcome Back, Kotter<\/em> era.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh \u2026 so \u2026 &#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Hot. Yeah.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But then everyone will say &#8216;Why are you reviewing the BOOK and not the movie?'&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, who CARES.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I only slept 5 hours a night.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh my God, I would go CRAZY.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well. I DID go crazy.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s fine to have 6 divas on the show, but to have them all in the frame at the same time \u2026 it&#8217;s just too much.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Multiple imitations of Claude Rains&#8217; mother in <i>Notorious<\/i>:<br \/>\n&#8220;We are protected by the enormity of your stupidity. For a time.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I have expected this&#8221; (reach for cigarette on bedside table)<br \/>\nand<br \/>\n&#8220;I wonder why.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Leopoldine_Konstantin_1246538775.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Leopoldine_Konstantin_1246538775.jpg\" alt=\"Leopoldine_Konstantin_1246538775\" width=\"364\" height=\"517\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-78209\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Leopoldine_Konstantin_1246538775.jpg 364w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Leopoldine_Konstantin_1246538775-70x100.jpg 70w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Leopoldine_Konstantin_1246538775-140x200.jpg 140w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Leopoldine_Konstantin_1246538775-281x400.jpg 281w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 364px) 100vw, 364px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>These commercials were discussed for half an hour. Our discussion involved pulling up the Wikipedia page for High Point and we learned a lot about the history of High Point, which involved Sanka, and the brand re-design. <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UUi2dXXVsd8\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>And finally:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Siri, what is butt sex?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Sheila, you know what it was? 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