{"id":7980,"date":"2008-04-19T09:42:33","date_gmt":"2008-04-19T13:42:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=7980"},"modified":"2022-10-15T07:59:52","modified_gmt":"2022-10-15T11:59:52","slug":"i-have-this-thing-about-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=7980","title":{"rendered":"I Have This Thing About Things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I get all weird and obsessive about them.  I am not materialistic.  In fact, I&#8217;m kind of a cheapskate.  Money makes me nervous.  I like having it, but I prefer hoarding it.  And then I spend hundreds of dollars on books when I&#8217;m in a fugue state at 2 in the morning.  But then sometimes I get so <i>into<\/i> things &#8211; like this table I bought that is arriving today.  I literally cannot wait for its arrival so I can gloat over it for a couple of hours.  And yesterday I drove to Pier 1 and bought a chair for the table &#8211; an absolutely <i>gorgeous<\/i> chair which was basically part of a dining room set, but I ripped it away from its siblings and it will stand alone.  I also went to Target and bought two towels that are so fluffy and beautiful (deep brown on one side, and a pale pale blue on the other side) that I feel I might weep.  I bought a little lamp for my table &#8211; which has a colored glass shade, and the thought of it makes me feel almost <i>nervous<\/i> it is so beautiful.  And I also bought 2 coffee mugs (like, Sheila: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sheilaomalley\/528261100\/in\/set-72157600109048464\/\">do you need any more coffee mugs<\/a>?)  But these I couldn&#8217;t pass up.  They&#8217;re kind of square &#8211; and they have brown interiors and a soft blue exterior with a painting of a butterfly on it.  It sounds ugly but they just called to me from the shelf.<\/p>\n<p>And so I sit and gloat over my things.<\/p>\n<p>And I realize (weird) that I guess it&#8217;s a theme.  It&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4296\">everywhere<\/a>.  I mean, I knew that &#8211; that&#8217;s the whole point of the book I wrote &#8211; but it&#8217;s really striking me now. I was unaware of the fact that I was writing about myself, even though that writing is MY creation, I did that, I made that up.  But there&#8217;s something about <em>things<\/em>.  And I always knew that &#8211; which is one of the reasons why I wrote that novel that sits in my drawer.  I wanted to write about things (meaning: objects).  There&#8217;s something potent there &#8211; more to do, more to do.  Much to think upon.  And the next time I write about it, I&#8217;ll be sitting AT MY TABLE WHICH IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get all weird and obsessive about them. I am not materialistic. In fact, I&#8217;m kind of a cheapskate. Money makes me nervous. I like having it, but I prefer hoarding it. And then I spend hundreds of dollars on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=7980\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7980"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7980"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":181656,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7980\/revisions\/181656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}