{"id":8018,"date":"2008-05-01T13:13:49","date_gmt":"2008-05-01T17:13:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8018"},"modified":"2022-10-15T08:17:37","modified_gmt":"2022-10-15T12:17:37","slug":"men-seldom-make-passes-at-girls-who-wear-glasses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8018","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone really really really REALLY wants to know if I wear glasses.  This person is tormented by his lack of knowledge.  Every day, he keeps hoping.  He keeps hoping if he puts &#8220;glasses&#8221; or &#8220;Sheila glasses&#8221; or some such variation thereof into the Search box, he will come across some post I wrote where I say explicitly, &#8220;I wear glasses.&#8221;  What, does he think I&#8217;m a bad writer or something?  Why on earth would anyone care if I wear glasses?  I swear I do not understand why some people read me.  Do not get it.  It&#8217;s kind of like the whole <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=7111\">&#8220;Sheila fashions&#8221;<\/a> debacle of 2007, which was pretty amusing.<\/p>\n<p>And about the glasses, yes.  On occasion, yes, I do wear glasses.<\/p>\n<p>Hope that clears up your obvious torment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone really really really REALLY wants to know if I wear glasses. This person is tormented by his lack of knowledge. Every day, he keeps hoping. He keeps hoping if he puts &#8220;glasses&#8221; or &#8220;Sheila glasses&#8221; or some such variation &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8018\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8018"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8018"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8018\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":181674,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8018\/revisions\/181674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}