{"id":8041,"date":"2008-05-07T09:08:58","date_gmt":"2008-05-07T13:08:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8041"},"modified":"2024-10-27T16:00:49","modified_gmt":"2024-10-27T20:00:49","slug":"miss-krumholtz-unplugged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8041","title":{"rendered":"Miss Krumholtz.  Unplugged."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve posted this ridiculous backstage photo of myself before &#8230; but Miss Krumholtz <a href=\"http:\/\/hypnopompandcircumstance.blogspot.com\/2008\/05\/you-are-hot-sketch-jb.html\">came up the other day<\/a> in conversation, so here she is again.  In all her desperate clunky glory.  She&#8217;s a geek. She cannot compete in the Meat Market of Courtship.  The &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.allmusicals.com\/lyrics\/howtosucceedinbusinesswithoutreallytrying\/parisoriginal.htm\">irresistible Paris original<\/a>&#8221; which makes all the other ladies in the office look willowy and gorgeous makes her look like a halfwit in an ill-fitting prom dress.  She cannot see without her glasses.  But her smile is courageous.  She <i>will<\/i> survive.  And she&#8217;ll try to be cheerful, no matter what.  Even as the world of males completely ignores her.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"2187200763_40b412a13f.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/2187200763_40b412a13f.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"493\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve posted this ridiculous backstage photo of myself before &#8230; but Miss Krumholtz came up the other day in conversation, so here she is again. In all her desperate clunky glory. She&#8217;s a geek. She cannot compete in the Meat &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8041\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8041"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8041"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8041\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23609,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8041\/revisions\/23609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}