{"id":8237,"date":"2008-07-17T10:52:09","date_gmt":"2008-07-17T14:52:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8237"},"modified":"2010-07-21T07:10:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-21T11:10:00","slug":"a-man-who-works-with-a-hoe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8237","title":{"rendered":"A Man Who Works With a Ho"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We love playing Taboo.  It&#8217;s one of our favorite group games.  We had a rousing round of it on our vacation &#8230; and there were many hilarious moments (<i>Schindler&#8217;s List<\/i> is a children&#8217;s movie?  Who knew??  Or Bren trying to get Jean to say the word &#8220;Iron&#8221; &#8211; so he started off with the slam-dunk clue &#8220;Robert Downey Jr.&#8221; and Jean promptly replied, &#8220;Junkie.&#8221;  Like- WHAT???  We all sat around howling with laughter, lounging around on the big curvy couch, after a long stressful day of swimming and reading and paddle-boat-ing.)<\/p>\n<p>So.<\/p>\n<p>I was trying to get Jean to say &#8220;Manure&#8221; &#8230; WITHOUT using the words &#8220;farm&#8221; &#8220;field&#8221; &#8220;cow&#8221; &#8220;farmer&#8221; or &#8230; you know, you get the idea.<\/p>\n<p>I began with the clue:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Poop from an animal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I SO thought that my clue would make this a done deal.  There was no way on earth that anyone could ever say anything other than &#8220;manure&#8221; in response to my BRILLIANT clue!!  I had NAILED it!  I was so ready to go on to the next card!  Ba-da-BING &#8211; ba-da-BOOM!!  Slam dunk!<\/p>\n<p>Jean said, &#8220;Scat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And it was downhill from there.  We all started just laughing (not that &#8220;scat&#8221; isn&#8217;t correct &#8211; it was my own certainty that &#8220;manure&#8221; was the ONLY thing she could say &#8230; and how it so derailed me into madness) &#8211; and everything just started going nuts &#8211; and so now I had to turn myself inside out to get her to say &#8220;manure&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>My next clue was:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A man who works with a hoe &#8230;&#8221; (I was not allowed to use &#8220;farmer&#8221;, you understand &#8230; ) and I had more to say about that &#8220;man working with his hoe&#8221; &#8211; because I needed to paint a more detailed picture &#8211; but before I could go on, Jean said:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A pimp.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A man who works with &#8220;hos&#8221; is CLEARLY a pimp!<\/p>\n<p>I never recovered.  It was a lost round of Taboo.  We are still laughing about it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Poop from an animal!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Scat.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;A man who works with a hoe &#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;A pimp.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Put a &#8220;hoe&#8221; in Sheila.  This round of Taboo is over.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We love playing Taboo. It&#8217;s one of our favorite group games. We had a rousing round of it on our vacation &#8230; and there were many hilarious moments (Schindler&#8217;s List is a children&#8217;s movie? Who knew?? Or Bren trying to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8237\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1101],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8237"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8237"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23891,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8237\/revisions\/23891"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}