{"id":8271,"date":"2008-07-28T08:35:23","date_gmt":"2008-07-28T12:35:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8271"},"modified":"2010-07-21T06:52:46","modified_gmt":"2010-07-21T10:52:46","slug":"camouflage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8271","title":{"rendered":"Camouflage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Although Hope may appear benign in this photo, she is about to bust out a can of Whup-ass on my receipt from Barnes &#038; Noble.  She lies on my rug, blending into its colors, making her body all flat and terrifying &#8230; staring down that receipt.  Staring it DOWN.  The receipt doesn&#8217;t stand a chance.  It is about to be ripped to SHREDS.  It should be AFRAID FOR ITS LIFE.  Because there&#8217;s a new Sheriff in town, and she is a bad-ass, and she also has the ability to subtly blend into her surroundings, so that you never ever see her coming.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"2706502231_7b3e889923.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/2706502231_7b3e889923.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Although Hope may appear benign in this photo, she is about to bust out a can of Whup-ass on my receipt from Barnes &#038; Noble. She lies on my rug, blending into its colors, making her body all flat and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8271\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[67],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8271"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8271"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23866,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8271\/revisions\/23866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}