{"id":8274,"date":"2008-07-29T07:33:47","date_gmt":"2008-07-29T11:33:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8274"},"modified":"2010-07-21T06:51:38","modified_gmt":"2010-07-21T10:51:38","slug":"its-so-hard-to-know-what-to-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8274","title":{"rendered":"It\u2019s so hard to know what to do \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; when the toy that has been <i>tormenting you psychologically<\/i> from all over the apartment, the toy you have been chewing on, batting about, chasing, ambushing &#8230; is suddenly sitting there, ominously, <i>BEHIND YOU<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"2706511889_5b1f144842.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/2706511889_5b1f144842.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p>How DARE that little ball just SIT THERE STARING AT ME like that?  What nerve!  What arrogance!<\/p>\n<p>I will make it pay for its behavior.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know how yet, but I will.  Its days are numbered.  But for now.  I remain still.  Coiled.  Alert.  Keeping that dastardly toy in my sight <i>at all times<\/i> because you just don&#8217;t know WHAT will happen next in such a situation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; when the toy that has been tormenting you psychologically from all over the apartment, the toy you have been chewing on, batting about, chasing, ambushing &#8230; is suddenly sitting there, ominously, BEHIND YOU. How DARE that little ball just &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8274\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[67],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8274"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8274"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23863,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8274\/revisions\/23863"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}