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<\/p>\nOh, you know. This and that. I love to tear up pieces of paper with my mouth. That’s something I’ve been exploring. I love to sit in the window and twitch my tail back and forth. I love to follow her<\/i> around, and sometimes I enjoy licking her toes while she cooks dinner. I love my food, and I am learning to love my scratching post, although there are times when I still have to tear up her<\/i> carpet. Sorry, beeyotch. A scratching post don’t cut it. I really enjoy losing my mind for no apparent reason and running through her<\/i> apartment at top speed, fur bristling, and eyes insane. That’s really fun. I enjoy skulking around under her<\/i> bed and pouncing out to gnaw on her bare feet, scaring the shit out of her. I enjoy lying on my back, exposing my belly to the world. That’s really fun. I enjoy chasing my own tail because you just never know what that douchebag is going to do next and I MUST keep it in line.<\/p>\n
Let’s see, what else.<\/p>\n
Oh yeah. Have I mentioned the sink? And how much I love it?<\/p>\n
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Oh, you know. This and that. I love to tear up pieces of paper with my mouth. That’s something I’ve been exploring. I love to sit in the window and twitch my tail back and forth. I love to follow … Continue reading