{"id":8364,"date":"2008-08-25T19:14:41","date_gmt":"2008-08-25T23:14:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8364"},"modified":"2010-07-03T17:17:40","modified_gmt":"2010-07-03T21:17:40","slug":"i-had-forgotten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8364","title":{"rendered":"Vacuum as Balrog"},"content":{"rendered":"

I had forgotten that when you vacuum the rug, and you have a cat, it is as though you have unleashed a Balrog on an unsuspecting feline populace.<\/p>\n

Poor Hope. It’s been 24 hours and she still has not recovered. I go to the closet door (where I keep the Balrog) to get something else, and Hope sees where I am going and FREAKS, racing around the apartment, scampering under my bed, where I can see her green eyes gleaming out maniacally.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I had forgotten that when you vacuum the rug, and you have a cat, it is as though you have unleashed a Balrog on an unsuspecting feline populace. Poor Hope. It’s been 24 hours and she still has not recovered. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[67],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8364"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8364"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15528,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8364\/revisions\/15528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}