{"id":8583,"date":"2008-11-08T18:46:16","date_gmt":"2008-11-08T23:46:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8583"},"modified":"2010-07-21T13:23:59","modified_gmt":"2010-07-21T17:23:59","slug":"when-i-yawn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8583","title":{"rendered":"When I Yawn \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; and make that little &#8220;oh&#8221; sound as I yawn, Hope completely flips out.  She doesn&#8217;t seem to connect that yawn sound to ME making it &#8211; it seems as though an alien being (invisible) has entered our little room and is tormenting her, taunting her.  Her ears shoot up, her eyes bug out, she gets very very flat, and stares around her, trying to find the source of the sound.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s hilarious.<\/p>\n<p>I need to yawn more often.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; and make that little &#8220;oh&#8221; sound as I yawn, Hope completely flips out. She doesn&#8217;t seem to connect that yawn sound to ME making it &#8211; it seems as though an alien being (invisible) has entered our little room &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8583\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[67],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8583"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8583"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24239,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8583\/revisions\/24239"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}