{"id":8656,"date":"2008-12-04T10:04:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-04T15:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8656"},"modified":"2014-05-17T08:53:31","modified_gmt":"2014-05-17T12:53:31","slug":"i-love-a-man-with-a-healthy-ridiculous-ego","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8656","title":{"rendered":"His Ridiculous Ego"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me:  &#8220;So I&#8217;ve written two essays about you that I&#8217;m sending around now.&#8221;<br \/>\nMichael:  &#8220;Only two?  Why not three?&#8221;<br \/>\nMe:  &#8220;We dated for six weeks almost 15 years ago.&#8221;<br \/>\nMichael:  &#8220;So?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>****<\/p>\n<p>Michael:  &#8220;So how&#8217;s the book coming?  You know.  The one about ME.&#8221;<br \/>\nMe:  &#8220;Great, Michael.  It&#8217;s coming along just great.&#8221;<br \/>\nMichael:  &#8220;I hope you&#8217;re calling it MICHAEL.&#8221;<br \/>\nMe:  &#8220;No.  I don&#8217;t believe I am.&#8221;<br \/>\nMichael: &#8220;Why not?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>****<\/p>\n<p>This ongoing exchange is making me laugh.  I look forward to the next installment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;So I&#8217;ve written two essays about you that I&#8217;m sending around now.&#8221; Michael: &#8220;Only two? Why not three?&#8221; Me: &#8220;We dated for six weeks almost 15 years ago.&#8221; Michael: &#8220;So?&#8221; **** Michael: &#8220;So how&#8217;s the book coming? You know. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8656\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[600],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8656"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8656"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":84039,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8656\/revisions\/84039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}