{"id":8762,"date":"2009-01-11T07:20:24","date_gmt":"2009-01-11T12:20:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8762"},"modified":"2026-07-04T08:49:11","modified_gmt":"2026-07-04T12:49:11","slug":"scanning-sunday-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8762","title":{"rendered":"Dissipated ex-princess"},"content":{"rendered":"

The snow bunny bored-ex-princess redux. We imagined that she was a Hapsburg, or someone like that – from a now defunct throne. And she parties it up in an Alps resort and Monte Carlo, and she has no throne or castle to go home to, and she is, in general, a terrible person, doing a ton of coke, partying with other ex-royals, and skiing and snowboarding during the day.<\/p>\n

There are a couple of photos in this series. Mitchell, thank you for your brilliance with the camera. They are hilarious photos.<\/p>\n

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