{"id":8786,"date":"2009-01-12T10:40:05","date_gmt":"2009-01-12T15:40:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8786"},"modified":"2026-07-04T08:57:23","modified_gmt":"2026-07-04T12:57:23","slug":"scanning-monday-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8786","title":{"rendered":"Emily"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Member Emily?<\/p>\n<p>My friend Emily who declared, while watching <i>Rudolph<\/i>, that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=7326\">&#8220;Santa is a racist motherfuckah&#8221;<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Here are some pictures of her.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nEmily dancing with my brother.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/3194836551_147fbc0f36_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"424\" height=\"640\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-182022\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/3194836551_147fbc0f36_z.jpg 424w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/3194836551_147fbc0f36_z-133x200.jpg 133w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/3194836551_147fbc0f36_z-265x400.jpg 265w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/3194836551_147fbc0f36_z-66x100.jpg 66w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 424px) 100vw, 424px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nEmily<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/3195678896_7295868d2a_c-e1665940965386.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"653\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-182023\" \/><\/p>\n<p><p>\nEmily and Mitchell dancing and gossiping<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/3195679108_4b14b575f0_c-e1665940997210.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"550\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-182025\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Member Emily? My friend Emily who declared, while watching Rudolph, that &#8220;Santa is a racist motherfuckah&#8221;? Here are some pictures of her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[600],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8786"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8786"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":205705,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8786\/revisions\/205705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}