{"id":8806,"date":"2009-01-13T21:26:41","date_gmt":"2009-01-14T02:26:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8806"},"modified":"2022-10-16T15:55:05","modified_gmt":"2022-10-16T19:55:05","slug":"scanning-tuesday-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8806","title":{"rendered":"Scanning Tuesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of goofy juvenile humor, here is a photo from a family day at the beach.  Aunts, uncles, cousins, good times.<\/p>\n<p>But what I would like you to take note of is my mother, sitting front and center.<\/p>\n<p>She is talking to a banana as though it is a phone.<\/p>\n<p>But look closer.  She is really TALKING.  Like, she is giving that person on the other end of the banana-phone a piece of her mind.<\/p>\n<p>The best part of the entire photo is that the rest of the family is barely paying attention.<\/p>\n<p>Because why would you?<\/p>\n<p>Although you can tell that my dad, lying next to her, is laughing.<\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/3195206241_e35a404b1c_c-e1665950096649.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"555\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-182168\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of goofy juvenile humor, here is a photo from a family day at the beach. Aunts, uncles, cousins, good times. But what I would like you to take note of is my mother, sitting front and center. She is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8806\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1101],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8806"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8806"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8806\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":182170,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8806\/revisions\/182170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}