{"id":8850,"date":"2009-01-20T09:13:31","date_gmt":"2009-01-20T14:13:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8850"},"modified":"2026-07-04T09:17:02","modified_gmt":"2026-07-04T13:17:02","slug":"scanning-tuesday-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8850","title":{"rendered":"Plastic Easter eggs"},"content":{"rendered":"

On Easter Sunday, it is extremely important to keep in mind what the day is all about.<\/p>\n

It is extremely important that you celebrate the birth of Christ.<\/p>\n

It is extremely important that you go to Easter Sunday mass.<\/p>\n

It is extremely important that you turn your eyes heavenward, and focus on the real reason for the day.<\/p>\n

Kyrie Eleison, Kyrie Eleison, Kyrie Eleison.<\/i><\/p>\n

It is also extremely important …<\/p>\n

… that you put plastic Easter eggs in your eyeballs and wander around the chilly front yard like zombies or Sleestaks.<\/p>\n

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