{"id":8943,"date":"2009-02-05T09:22:26","date_gmt":"2009-02-05T14:22:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8943"},"modified":"2024-10-27T16:00:08","modified_gmt":"2024-10-27T20:00:08","slug":"in-olden-days-a-glimpse-of-stocking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8943","title":{"rendered":"\u201cIn olden days a glimpse of stocking \u2026\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The funniest thing about these already-funny pictures is that I can&#8217;t quite remember what the joke was.<\/p>\n<p>I know it had to do with me singing &#8220;Anything Goes&#8221; and doing inappropriately-placed and badly-executed tap solos, as my boyfriend went off into gales of laughter.  He would make me do it.  Any time, anywhere.  He never got sick of it.  But I can&#8217;t remember where the joke came from, or what exactly it entailed.<\/p>\n<p>These photos were taken with the self-timer on my camera, and I remember it was a freezing cold day, and he was driving me to some huge audition in Boston, I think &#8211; some regional theatre cattle-call.  And instead of getting into serious audition mode, instead of being all business &#8230; we spent some time in the parking lot taking pictures of me doing terrible tap solos in basically mid-sentence in my version of &#8220;Anything Goes&#8221;.  I think we might have been imagining how funny it would be if I had gone up onto the stage for my audition and instead of launching into my <i>Medea<\/i> monologue, or singing &#8220;Skylark&#8221; as planned &#8211; I started to do THIS.  A capella.  No warning.<\/p>\n<p>So inappropriate!<\/p>\n<p>What I love about these, so many years, later, is how hard he is obviously laughing.<\/p>\n<p>I also love how in one of the photos you can tell that neither of my feet are touching the ground.  I am truly airborne in my absurdity.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"3219674185_fcbddcd882_o.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/3219674185_fcbddcd882_o.jpg\" width=\"342\" height=\"611\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"3220805649_10a3462e3a_o.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/3220805649_10a3462e3a_o.jpg\" width=\"675\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"3220805793_f146025030_o.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/3220805793_f146025030_o.jpg\" width=\"675\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"3220805991_49f7900f44_o.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/3220805991_49f7900f44_o.jpg\" width=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The funniest thing about these already-funny pictures is that I can&#8217;t quite remember what the joke was. I know it had to do with me singing &#8220;Anything Goes&#8221; and doing inappropriately-placed and badly-executed tap solos, as my boyfriend went off &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=8943\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8943"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8943"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8943\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24556,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8943\/revisions\/24556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}