{"id":9177,"date":"2009-03-20T08:36:27","date_gmt":"2009-03-20T12:36:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9177"},"modified":"2010-07-13T08:59:20","modified_gmt":"2010-07-13T12:59:20","slug":"who-my-cousin-kerry-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9177","title":{"rendered":"Who my cousin Kerry is"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, at 12:30 in the morning, I emailed her asking her for help.  Not emotional help, although I probably could have used that too.  No, I was looking for a specific object &#8230; that I need to get ASAP &#8230; and I didn&#8217;t know where to start, and maybe she could help?  It was in her, shall we say, zone of interests &#8230; I thought she might have some tips.<\/p>\n<p>I figured I&#8217;d hear back from her this morning.<\/p>\n<p>I sat at my desk last night (having trouble sleeping these days), doing some writing, listening to music &#8211; and 5 minutes after I sent the email, my blackberry buzzed.  (I have so many gadgets now to charge that my apartment looks like Mission Control at times.)  Anyway, I heard the buzz of my blackberry off in my bag somewhere, so I checked my email online &#8211; and there was Kerry.  Emailing me back.<\/p>\n<p>One line:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m on it.  Will get you details in the morning.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I laughed out loud.  I love her.<\/p>\n<p>But obviously Kerry, just across the Hudson, couldn&#8217;t wait until morning (of course she couldn&#8217;t!), and had begun her search at that moment.  Because my blackberry started going INSANE, buzzing repeatedly with Kerry&#8217;s incoming emails for the next 45 seconds.  It was like all hell broke loose.  My mailbox slowly filled with Kerry&#8217;s emails &#8211; links from ebay and Amazon and other sellers &#8211; &#8220;how bout this?&#8221; &#8220;or this?&#8221; &#8220;or maybe try this&#8221; &#8220;hey this is really cute&#8221;.  I literally could not keep up with the emails.  It was almost scary.  I felt like Jesus in <i>Jesus Christ Superstar<\/i> crying out in fear, &#8220;There are too many of you!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The funniest thing though was that my blackberry was buzzing like a maniac in my bag.  Bzz.  Bzz.  Bzz.  Bzz. Bzz. Bzz.  It was as though a certain Hitachi product in my drawer had spontaneously switched itself to On mode, and was calling to me, insistently, from the darkness.  Hey!  Look at me!  I&#8217;m over here!  Wanna come out and play?   Bzz. Bzz. Bzz. Bzz. Bzz.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How bout this?&#8221; &#8220;This is cute &#8211; try this!&#8221; &#8220;Maybe you need this?&#8221;  &#8220;Look at THIS that I found!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>By email 3, I was giggling.  By email 20 I was howling.<\/p>\n<p>And mission accomplished, found what I was looking for.<\/p>\n<p>I love you, Kerry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, at 12:30 in the morning, I emailed her asking her for help. Not emotional help, although I probably could have used that too. No, I was looking for a specific object &#8230; that I need to get ASAP &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9177\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9177\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1101],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9177"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9177"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19216,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9177\/revisions\/19216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}