{"id":9203,"date":"2009-03-29T13:36:19","date_gmt":"2009-03-29T17:36:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9203"},"modified":"2010-07-13T08:59:01","modified_gmt":"2010-07-13T12:59:01","slug":"you-know-youre-at-an-omalley-event-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9203","title":{"rendered":"You know you\u2019re at an O\u2019Malley event when \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; one of the coffee urns at the house is somehow lacking a cord, and after discussing sending someone to Radio Shack or Benny&#8217;s to pick up another one, someone says, &#8220;Why don&#8217;t we call church?  You know they have one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You know.  &#8220;The Catholic Church&#8221;.  It&#8217;s in the yellow pages.<\/p>\n<p>And naturally, one of us &#8220;calls church&#8221;, talks to the priest &#8211; a well-known family friend, who of course says, &#8220;Yes, we have a cord you can borrow &#8230; come on up &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So one of us drives up to the rectory, knocks on the door, and there is the priest holding a coffee urn cord for us to borrow for the massive baby shower about to unfold at the house.  &#8220;We&#8217;ll bring it back at the 8 o&#8217;clock mass.  Okay?&#8221; &#8220;Okay.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You can leave your small village in County Mayo, and live elsewhere, and yes, my ancestors did so, but on some level, you bring it with you.<\/p>\n<p>Just call church.  You know they&#8217;ve got a ton of coffee urns up there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; one of the coffee urns at the house is somehow lacking a cord, and after discussing sending someone to Radio Shack or Benny&#8217;s to pick up another one, someone says, &#8220;Why don&#8217;t we call church? You know they have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9203\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9203\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1101],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9203"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9203"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19214,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9203\/revisions\/19214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}