1. What color is your toothbrush?
\nLet’s start this thing off on the most inane level. Blue and white.<\/p>\n
2. Name one person who made you smile today.
\nDBW<\/p>\n
3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
\nShower<\/p>\n
5. What is your favorite candy bar?
\nKit-Kat. I don’t eat them anymore though.<\/p>\n
6. Have you ever been to a strip club?
\nYup.<\/p>\n
7. What is the last thing you said aloud
\n“Hope, you just ate. Please chill out.”<\/p>\n
8. What is your favorite ice cream?
\nChocolate<\/p>\n
9. What was the last thing you had to drink?
\nCoffee<\/p>\n
10, Do you like your wallet?
\nSure. I don’t get caught up in bags\/purses\/wallets\/clutches … I buy my wallets from the bargain bin at TJ Maxx.<\/p>\n
11, What was the last thing you ate?
\nEgg white omelette I made.<\/p>\n
12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
\nNo.<\/p>\n
13, The last sporting event you watched?
\nSox.<\/p>\n
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
\nNot a big popcorn fan but if I do eat it, no butter. Nothing fancy.<\/p>\n
15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
\nPat, maybe? I don’t know. I don’t text much.<\/p>\n
16. Ever go camping?
\nYes. I camped nonstop for two months. Which kinda turned me off camping forever.<\/p>\n
17, Do you take vitamins daily?
\nYes.<\/p>\n
18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
\nNot every Sunday, but yeah, I try to make it. I like mid-week masses the best.<\/p>\n
19, Do you have a tan?
\nNever.<\/p>\n
20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
\nNo.<\/p>\n
21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
\nI don’t really drink soda. If I do, I drink ginger ale, and no, I would never drink soda with a straw.<\/p>\n
22, What did your last text message say?
\nI don’t know. Stop asking me about text messages.<\/p>\n
23, What are you doing tomorrow?
\nWork out, write, big lunch thing I have to go to.<\/p>\n
25, Look to your left, what do you see?
\nMy printer<\/p>\n
26, What color is your watch?
\nThis meme is full of assumptions. I don’t wear a watch.<\/p>\n
27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
\nTo be honest, the first thing I think of is big scary spiders. Sorry, Australia. I actually have always wanted to go there.<\/p>\n
29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
\nI don’t eat fast food.<\/p>\n
30. What is your favorite number?
\nI don’t have one.<\/p>\n
31. Who\u00e2\u0080\u0099s the last person you talked to on the phone?
\nMy brother?<\/p>\n
32. Any plans today?
\nEditing. Walk on the Hudson. Getting together with Jen tonight. We have much to discuss.<\/p>\n
33. How many states have you lived in?
\nSix or seven.<\/p>\n
34. Biggest annoyance right now?
\nLearning patience.<\/p>\n
35, Last song listened to?
\nGet Up (Bleu). Yeah, I’m not over it yet.<\/p>\n
36.Can you say the alphabet backwards?
\nNo.<\/p>\n
37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?
\nNo. My apartment is two rooms. If I needed a maid to clean it, I would basically be a douchebag.<\/p>\n
38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
\nBlack Converse. Yeah, I’m 10.<\/p>\n
39. Are you jealous of anyone?
\nI guess so. I have worked hard to not be so, though. Julia Roberts and I are almost exactly the same age, and yeah, if I think about it, I could be like: what the hell??? But I don’t all that much. Different journeys, embrace my own, recite The Desiderata ad infinitum.<\/p>\n
40. Is anyone jealous of you?
\nI have no idea. I hope so.<\/p>\n
41. Do you love anyone?
\nYes, my God, many people.<\/p>\n
42. Do any of your friends have children?
\nOkay, is this meme directed at tweens? Most of my friends have kids.<\/p>\n
43. What do you usually do during the day?
\nNot a goddamn thing. I lie around and eat Kit-Kats.<\/p>\n
44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
\nNope. Hatred is not allowed, in general. I have contempt for lots of people, mainly certain politicians and such, but hate? Waste of energy. Okay, maybe I hate Michael Vick. Yes, I do hate Michael Vick. I wish him nothing but physical suffering and anguish. Hell is too good for that motherfucker.<\/p>\n
45. Do you use the word \u00e2\u0080\u0098hello\u00e2\u0080\u0099 daily?
\nI’m more of a “Hi” kind of girl.<\/p>\n
46. What color is your car?
\nBlack<\/p>\n
47. Do you like cats?
\nHope, what do you think?<\/p>\n
48. Are you thinking about someone right now
\nNope.<\/p>\n
49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
\nA bazillion times. I wish there was a Six Flags right down the block.<\/p>\n
50. How did you get your worst scar?
\nBy leaping out of a tree when I was about 9 years old, and landing on a rock on my left knee. My left knee is really really ugly, with this big white scar on it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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