“THE PIE IS BACK.”<\/p>\n
“Basically: fear.”<\/p>\n
“I do have nodes available right now, but I fear they might not be suitable.”<\/p>\n
“CLONE.”<\/p>\n
“Gahoy. Should I close that par tag or … gahoy?”<\/p>\n
“That piece of pie is like a drunk stepdad who makes an embarrassing speech at a wedding. Like: sit down!”<\/p>\n
“Should I go into the nodequeue or …”<\/p>\n
“But how do I get the baby’s number? Because, dammit, I need to call her.”<\/p>\n
“Sheila. Here’s some meta data.” (notebook thrown at me)<\/p>\n
“If I never see a piece of pecan pie again …”<\/p>\n
“It’s always an emotional drama.”<\/p>\n
“I will then input the meta data (as well as the java script) …”<\/p>\n
“It’s extremely important to narrate our emotions.”
\n“Fear.”
\n“Panic.”
\n“Tragedy.”<\/p>\n
“And then we unschedule? Yes? Denied?”<\/p>\n
“So I then … what … I drag the baby up?”<\/p>\n
“We are all about poo here.”<\/p>\n
“Sheila, you just went emotionally dead right now.”
\n“I know. I’m so sorry you had to see that.”<\/p>\n
“FEAR!!!!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“THE PIE IS BACK.” “Basically: fear.” “I do have nodes available right now, but I fear they might not be suitable.” “CLONE.” “Gahoy. Should I close that par tag or … gahoy?” “That piece of pie is like a drunk … Continue reading