{"id":9383,"date":"2009-05-26T07:04:27","date_gmt":"2009-05-26T11:04:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9383"},"modified":"2010-07-02T12:11:03","modified_gmt":"2010-07-02T16:11:03","slug":"a-more-innocent-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9383","title":{"rendered":"A more innocent time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, the excitement of getting your first cell phone.<\/p>\n<p>Aren&#8217;t cell phones <i>hilarious<\/i>??<\/p>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t it so funny to PRETEND you&#8217;re talking on your cell phone?<\/p>\n<p>This new-fangled technology cracks me up!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"sc0003d3ca.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/sc0003d3ca.jpg\" width=\"800\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"sc0003fbf6.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/sc0003fbf6.jpg\" width=\"800\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, the excitement of getting your first cell phone. Aren&#8217;t cell phones hilarious?? Isn&#8217;t it so funny to PRETEND you&#8217;re talking on your cell phone? This new-fangled technology cracks me up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9383"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9383"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14839,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9383\/revisions\/14839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}