{"id":9384,"date":"2009-05-26T07:08:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-26T11:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9384"},"modified":"2024-10-27T15:59:36","modified_gmt":"2024-10-27T19:59:36","slug":"speaking-of-sloozy-butts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9384","title":{"rendered":"Speaking of sloozy butts"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sit down, Sheila.<\/p>\n

You’re wasted. You’re also underage. You’re a virgin. Stop pretending you’re a sloozy butt. Also: what on earth are you wearing?<\/p>\n

Mitchell said, in regards to this picture, (and he’s the one I am basically assaulting in the photo), “You look like Jessica Savitch, inappropriately trashed at some big-wig event.”<\/p>\n

Mitchell has a way of expressing the truth.<\/p>\n


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Sit down, Sheila. You’re wasted. You’re also underage. You’re a virgin. Stop pretending you’re a sloozy butt. Also: what on earth are you wearing? Mitchell said, in regards to this picture, (and he’s the one I am basically assaulting in … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9384"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9384"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15619,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9384\/revisions\/15619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}