{"id":9397,"date":"2009-05-29T17:02:37","date_gmt":"2009-05-29T21:02:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9397"},"modified":"2024-10-27T16:40:54","modified_gmt":"2024-10-27T20:40:54","slug":"a-depraved-mind-reveals-itself-casually","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9397","title":{"rendered":"A depraved mind reveals itself casually"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Michele (looking at photo)<\/em>:  &#8220;It looks like &#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Me (interrupting, nodding, thinking I will be agreeing with her):<\/em>  &#8220;Everyone is about to be murdered.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Pause<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Michele<\/em>:  &#8220;Actually, no, I was going to say a nice suburban picnic.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Me<\/em>:  &#8220;Oh.  Oops.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michele (looking at photo): &#8220;It looks like &#8211;&#8221; Me (interrupting, nodding, thinking I will be agreeing with her): &#8220;Everyone is about to be murdered.&#8221; Pause. Michele: &#8220;Actually, no, I was going to say a nice suburban picnic.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Oh. Oops.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[600],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9397"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9397"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15615,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9397\/revisions\/15615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}