{"id":9431,"date":"2009-06-14T12:03:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-14T16:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9431"},"modified":"2017-09-15T11:53:36","modified_gmt":"2017-09-15T15:53:36","slug":"quotes-from-jen-while-watching-grizzly-man-with-her-last-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9431","title":{"rendered":"Quotes From Jen, While Watching <i>Grizzly Man<\/i> Last Night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Dude, it&#8217;s SHIT.  It&#8217;s not &#8216;number two&#8217;.  Who is your audience here?  Channel 13?  It&#8217;s SHIT.  The bear &#8216;<em>goes to the bathroom<\/em>&#8216;?  No &#8211; the bear <i>takes a shit<\/i>.  What the hell is his problem?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;That woman &#8230; I hate to say it, but she needs to be in a war zone.  A war zone&#8217;d straighten her right out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;See, the thing is is that I think Timothy Treadwell was &#8230;&#8221; (long profound pause, as she thought about her next comment.  Then she reached out for her glass of wine, and said &#8230;) &#8220;&#8230; was just a <i>guy<\/i> &#8230;&#8221; (then she took a big swig of wine with an air of finality, like that was her big statement for the night.  I burst out laughing which then caused Jen to do a spittake.  That&#8217;s all you got, Jen?  That potent pregnant pause was for that?  He was &#8220;just a guy&#8221;??  GUFFAWING.)<\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Dude, it&#8217;s SHIT. It&#8217;s not &#8216;number two&#8217;. Who is your audience here? Channel 13? It&#8217;s SHIT. The bear &#8216;goes to the bathroom&#8216;? No &#8211; the bear takes a shit. What the hell is his problem?&#8221; &#8220;That woman &#8230; I hate &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9431\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[2493,600,1239,1238],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9431"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9431"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24627,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9431\/revisions\/24627"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}