{"id":9506,"date":"2009-07-23T07:26:09","date_gmt":"2009-07-23T11:26:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9506"},"modified":"2010-11-13T09:10:53","modified_gmt":"2010-11-13T14:10:53","slug":"in-praise-of-pudge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9506","title":{"rendered":"In Praise of Pudge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"fisk1.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/fisk1.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\n<big>CARLTON FISK IS MY IDEAL<\/big><br \/>\n<i>by Bernadette Mayer<\/i><\/p>\n<p>He wears a beautiful necklace<br \/>\nnext to the beautiful skin of his neck<br \/>\nunlike the Worthington butcher<br \/>\nBradford T. Fisk (butchers always<br \/>\nhave a crush on me), who cannot even order veal<br \/>\nexcept in whole legs of it.<br \/>\nOh the legs of a catcher!<br \/>\nCatchers squat in a posture<br \/>\nthat is of course inward denying orgasm<br \/>\nbut Carlton Fisk, I could<br \/>\nmodel a whole attitude to spring<br \/>\non him. And he is a leaper!<br \/>\nLike Walt Frazier or, better,<br \/>\nlike the only white leaper,<br \/>\nI forget his name, in the ABA\u00e2\u0080\u0099s<br \/>\nAll-Star game half-time slam-dunk contest<br \/>\nthis year. I think about Carlton Fisk in his<br \/>\nmodest home in New Hampshire<br \/>\nall the time, I love the sound of his name<br \/>\ndenying orgasm. Carlton &#038; I<br \/>\nlook out the window at spring\u00e2\u0080\u0099s first<br \/>\nnortheaster. He carries a big hero<br \/>\nacross the porch of his home to me.<br \/>\n(He has no year-round Xmas tree<br \/>\nlike Clifford Ray who handles the ball<br \/>\nlike a banana). We eat &#038; watch the storm<br \/>\nbatter the buds balking on the trees<br \/>\n&#038; cover the green of the grass<br \/>\nthat my sister thinks is new grass.<br \/>\nIt\u00e2\u0080\u0099s last year\u00e2\u0080\u0099s grass still!<br \/>\nAnd still there is no spring training<br \/>\nas I write this, March 16, 1976,<br \/>\nthe year of the blizzard that sealed our love<br \/>\nup in a great mound of orgasmic earth.<br \/>\nThe pitcher\u00e2\u0080\u0099s mound is a lighting mound.<br \/>\nPudge will see fastballs in the wind,<br \/>\nhis mescaline arm extends to the field.<br \/>\nHe wears a necklace.<br \/>\nHe catches the ball in his teeth!<br \/>\nBalls fall with a neat thunk<br \/>\nin the upholstery of the leather glove he puts on<br \/>\nto caress me, as told to, in the off-season.<br \/>\nAll of a sudden he leaps from the couch,<br \/>\na real ball has come thru the window<br \/>\n&#038; is heading for the penguins on his sweater,<br \/>\none of whom has lost his balloon<br \/>\nwhich is floating up into the sky!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CARLTON FISK IS MY IDEAL by Bernadette Mayer He wears a beautiful necklace next to the beautiful skin of his neck unlike the Worthington butcher Bradford T. Fisk (butchers always have a crush on me), who cannot even order veal &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=9506\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[160,25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9506"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9506"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31331,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9506\/revisions\/31331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}