{"id":96434,"date":"2015-03-02T08:47:23","date_gmt":"2015-03-02T13:47:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=96434"},"modified":"2019-07-07T10:18:50","modified_gmt":"2019-07-07T14:18:50","slug":"i-would-commit-suicide-if-i-were-in-this-position","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=96434","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I would commit suicide if I were in this position.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A really charming and funny post, written by my pal Matt Zoller Seitz, on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rogerebert.com\/mzs\/watching-aliens-for-the-first-time-again-with-a-bunch-of-kids\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">watching &#8220;Aliens&#8221; with a bunch of kids at his son&#8217;s slumber party<\/a>. None of the kids had seen it before. The title of this post is a quote from one of the kids, said during a tense moment in the movie (which basically means every second of it.) <\/p>\n<p>Someday I&#8217;ll write my post about Hicks! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A really charming and funny post, written by my pal Matt Zoller Seitz, on watching &#8220;Aliens&#8221; with a bunch of kids at his son&#8217;s slumber party. None of the kids had seen it before. The title of this post is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=96434\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[2549],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96434"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=96434"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96434\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":148181,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96434\/revisions\/148181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=96434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=96434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=96434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}